Mario

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Description
Mario is a little boy who plays baseball and that's it for now.

Personality
Mario doesn't talk which is weird and dumb but when you think about the other characters, an almost bald suicidal plush toy, a monochrome amputee who has an addiction to trash cans, and a faceless figure with a stick coming out of is groin that's pretty normal.

Appearances
He doesn't appear much, but when he does sometimes he saves the world. Also, one time in Special Guest, he grew large with Drug Dealer Dan coming out his non-existent nose and started talking because lucy mcvideosmaker DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BUTTER